I always knew I would become a detective, and all detectives wear trench coats. Sherlock Holmes, Monsieur Poirot, and Doctor Who have all worn trench coats at some point in their careers.
Now that I’m older, I binge watch Law and Order, and when I say every single DA has a trench coat, I mean it.
Picture me in a trench coat. Elegant, refined, and clearly a nerd. Yes, everyone who wears one is a nerd, they just don’t want to admit it.
It’s the perfect coat for me. Someday, I’ll get one, and it will be a magical day indeed.